I Bought Two Different Yodeling Pickles and Now I Have No Regrets
I Bought Two Different Yodeling Pickles and Now I Have No Regrets Submitted by: Tyler B., Madison, WI β "I did not plan to become a yodeling pickle c
I Bought Two Different Yodeling Pickles and Now I Have No Regrets
Submitted by: Tyler B., Madison, WI β βI did not plan to become a yodeling pickle collector. Life has a way.β
TL;DR: One craft beer, a deep dive into Amazonβs novelty toy section, the discovery that there are multiple yodeling pickles on the market, an immediate need to have both, and a purchase decision I would make again without hesitation. Both pickles are in my living room. Both yodel. I am at peace.
I want to be upfront: I didnβt know there was more than one yodeling pickle.
I thought the yodeling pickle was a singular artifact β one product, one legacy, one green plastic miracle that yodels when you press it. I thought it was like the Mona Lisa: singular, definitive, not a category.
Then I found the Amazon listing for the Archie McPhee Electronic Yodeling Pickle and the DR DINGUS Yodeling Pickle, and I understood that yodeling pickles are a market. There are options. There is competition. There are decisions to be made.
I was one craft beer in. I made all the decisions.
The Archie McPhee Electronic Yodeling Pickle
The original. The legend. Archie McPhee has been making absurdist novelty products since before the internet made absurdist novelty products accessible to everyone, and the Electronic Yodeling Pickle is their masterpiece.
Press it. It yodels. The yodel is surprisingly good β not a tinny, embarrassing yodel, but a committed, full-throated electronic yodel with real enthusiasm. It sounds like something that was genuinely trying to get this right.
The pickle is the right size β big enough to be substantial, small enough to hold comfortably. The green plastic color is exactly the color pickles should be. It looks correct. It sounds correct. It is correct.
Why the Archie McPhee stands out:
- The original yodeling pickle; this is the one youβve seen in listicles
- Consistent, quality yodel with excellent commitment
- Recognized by name β βis that the yodeling pickle?β β yes. Yes it is.
- Perfect gift for anyone, every occasion, forever
The DR DINGUS Yodeling Pickle
The challenger. DR DINGUS entered the yodeling pickle space with the confidence of a brand that has no shame and no fear, and I respect that.
The DR DINGUS pickle yodels. It also has a slightly different yodel quality β some describe it as βmore festive,β others as βmore unhinged.β Both are accurate. The DR DINGUS brings different energy. Where the Archie McPhee is the classic, the DR DINGUS is the chaotic alternative.
Why the DR DINGUS stands out:
- Different yodel, different energy β a genuine alternative perspective on pickle yodeling
- Brand name alone is worth the purchase price
- Excellent for confusing people who thought they already knew about yodeling pickles
- Gift-giving wildcard β more unexpected than the classic
Why I Have Both
I could have stopped at one. I considered stopping at one. But I was one beer in and the logic was clear:
- The Archie McPhee is the classic; you need the classic
- The DR DINGUS offers a comparison experience; without the DR DINGUS you canβt know how they differ
- Together they represent the full yodeling pickle spectrum
- The price of both combined is less than a dinner out
I stand by this reasoning fully.
Field Testing
I have used both pickles in the following contexts:
Work video calls β keeping one just below camera frame, deploying at an appropriate moment. The reaction is always the same progression: confusion β recognition β laughing β asking where to get one.
House parties β left on the coffee table as an ambient feature. Guests find them. Guests press them. Yodeling occurs. The party improves.
As a response to bad news β someone tells you something frustrating, you press the pickle. The yodel reframes the moment. Itβs hard to stay upset after a yodel.
Gifting β Iβve gifted the Archie McPhee at four white elephant parties. It has won every single time.
FAQ: Yodeling Pickles (Both)
Do these require batteries? Yes β both use standard button batteries typically included. Check the listing for specifics.
Are these for children? Theyβre fun for all ages. The button is simple and the yodel is appropriate for any audience.
Which one should I get? The Archie McPhee if you want the original classic. The DR DINGUS if you want the wild card. Both if you want to live without regret.
Are these good white elephant gifts? The Archie McPhee is one of the best white elephant gifts in recorded history. Yes.
Get the Archie McPhee Electronic Yodeling Pickle on Amazon β
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