Terms of Service

Last updated: January 1, 2026

By using drunkenprime.com, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, please don't use the site. (We'd say we're sorry, but we're not — you're missing out on excellent weird products.)

Use of the Site

Drunken Prime is an informational and entertainment website. Product recommendations are editorial opinions. We are not responsible for the quality, accuracy, or availability of products sold by third parties on Amazon.

Affiliate Links

This site contains affiliate links to Amazon.com. We earn a commission on qualifying purchases made through these links. See our Affiliate Disclosure for full details.

Intellectual Property

All original content on this site — text, design, copy, and curation — is owned by Drunken Prime. Product images displayed on this site are property of their respective owners and are used for editorial/review purposes.

Disclaimer of Warranties

This site is provided "as is." We make no warranties about the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. Use it at your own risk — especially the Liquid Ass product page.

Limitation of Liability

Drunken Prime shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of this site or any products you purchase through our affiliate links.

Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to update these terms at any time. Continued use of the site after changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms.

Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of the United States.